The Day Greg Went Un-flashed

Do you ever wonder what guys think about when they check out girls. I feel like it would probably differ greatly among men, and that spectrum would also differ greatly from that of women. Women care about personalities and such. I would be men are pretty straight forward in their assessment of others, looking for superficial, initial impressions to make large inductions about complete strangers.

I bet men who notice women’s’ hair never think to themselves, “Wow, her hair is so nice- I wonder if she uses as a ceramic vs ionic blow dryer!”


In fact, unless you’re a hair stylist, you probably have never had a moment in your life pondering the reasons for and consequences of buying one hair dryer over another. I would estimate that there is at least a 80% chance that you or someone you know has considered that you could buy revlon products online but you didn’t because you are lazy or you don’t have hair.

Greg and I just went to the store to get plastic silverware and paper towels and such for the office. We had to go to the drugstore for the silverware because the discount place didn’t have it. Greg bought the office some discounted ketchup. It expired last year but we decided that because it is comprised mainly of vinegar which is a preservative it didn’t matter. We also had to pass the trolley station on the way to get the silverware.

That made Greg sad because no one flashed him today. But he did see a hot chick to check out so I guess that made up for the lack of naked men for him. He woman in the store bagged my silverware with two plastic bags. The boxes are cardboard and the silverware is plastic. Why would I need two bags, lady?! Jeez